Monday, August 25, 2008

8 nights in paradise....

In May I went to Kauai with a bunch of friends. And by a bunch of friends, I mean, there ended up being 18 of us in a house together. Let’s just say having the 5 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms helped. The house was amazing… brazilian cherry wood floors everywhere and a 2.5 minute walk to the beach. Oh, and did I mention that it was free?


This is the view from the house we stayed in.

We had a blast riding the beach cruisers, sporting our beach wear, and cruising around in a 15 passenger van. So many fun things going on. We got to go scuba diving for free as well. I had never been before (didn’t need to be certified because of the short dive depth) and I loved it. Had the best time.




Also, there had been some talk that week of people going sky diving. I have a brother who had a roommate years ago who died sky diving, so it has always made me a little nervous, but on Saturday morning, my friend Dale came into our room and said that there were people going and was anyone in. I told him that I was in and he said, “great, they’re leaving in about 15 minutes.” All the way there I wasn’t really nervous about it. Kind of excited, actually. There were about 9 of us going, but only 4 people in the plane at a time (2 jumpers and 2 jump instructors). 2 of the girls went first and then Suzanne and I went next. Still, I wasn’t really nervous until we were in the plane in the air and Suzanne asked her jump instructor how high up we were.. He said we were at 2,000 feet. I’m sitting there thinking that we were just about there until she then asked him how far we were going and he said 10,000 feet. I threw up a little bit in my mouth, it’s true. When my jump instructor opened the door and I looked out, I thought, “Hmmm. Maybe I was a bit too hasty in my decision this morning. Maybe I’ll just head back down with the pilot.” (Although considering the plane and everything, jumping was probably just as safe as trying to get back to land in that tiny thing.) While I was sitting on the edge of the plane over the open sky below (later having watched the video of me, my jump instructor is high-fiving all around the plane at this point) I kept looking down and my jump instructor kept pulling my head back so that I jumped correctly. He did this a couple of times and the next thing I knew, we were falling through the sky. People have asked if it was hard to jump. Let me just set the record straight. I didn’t jump. My jump instructor did and I just happened to be attached to him. It was the craziest experience. I always thought my stomach would jump into my throat (and perhaps it’s because you’ve just jumped out of a plane at 10,000 feet) but I didn’t feel my stomach at all. Just felt like I was on the freeway with my head out of the window… And laughing all the way. Amazing. Loved it. After he pulled the chute (which is when I fully relaxed) we just sat sailing at a comfortable 10 miles an hour over the gorgeous blue water and green backdrop of Waimea Canyon. I can’t believe people would sky dive anywhere else. It was SPECTACULAR. We did a few twirls in the air and eventually landed on the grassy patch by the ocean. So great, so fun.




Other highlights from the trip: swimming in waves that were kicking our trash; sudden rain storms; the Hindu temple; going to church; kayaking to a waterfall; the rope swing; fresh pineapple, banana, coconut smoothies in the morning; Macho Nachos; 2 pina coladas from Kalypso’s everyday; and of course our Mexican Fiesta. Aint no better way to celebrate Cinqo de Mayo than with a guac-off, good friends, and some asphalt pie in Kauai.

Had a great time…..

Saturday, August 16, 2008

82 Degrees and Breezy

The weather today, that is...

This morning after 35 minutes on the treadmill (since the time in my life has come that I just can’t NOT exercise any more) and making the most amazing banana peanut butter shake for breakfast, my mom and I went to the outlets in Park City. Because, to be honest, even though I am no longer a student, I still feel the need to go ‘school shopping’ for myself... But it turns out that I only ended up with a tooled leather wallet, a dark brown short sleeved button up shirt, a charcoal gray skirt and some fantastic black wood and brushed gold jewelry. All on super sale. Niiice.

Then, after a stop at the Park City TJ Maxx, my mom and I went to lunch in Heber at The Hub. Quite possibly the most ghetto truck stop joint in North America but I love it all the same. The scone with honey butter was the best part… aside from my trip to the restroom. Let me explain. So we get there and nature calls. I go to the back and try to open the women’s restroom door, but it feels like it is locked. So I wait. After a few minutes, I’m wondering what is taking whoever is in there so long. Well, there was a guy who had gone in to the men’s room and then had come out in the time I was standing there. I go and try to open the women’s door again thinking that maybe I was just confused. No, it’s still locked (and I can hear someone in there). I go back to my waiting area when a different guy comes walking out of the men’s room. Now I’m really confused because it wouldn’t make any sense to have 2 stalls in the men’s room and have only a single seater in the women’s room… So I go over to the women’s room door to jimmy the handle and it opens onto some lady cleaning the joint. She says, “Sorry honey, I’ll be done in a few minutes.” Well, by this time, I just need to be finished with this whole thing (and who knew how long she was going to be mopping the floor), so I think going into the men’s room will be ok if I just lock the door. Good plan. So I do it. I go in there, lock the door and proceed to take care of things. While I am hovering (yes, hovering... not the biggest fan of public toilets) I hear someone open the door and come in. What?!?!? Ok, would have been nice to know about the faulty lock BEFORE I camped out in the stall. Some guy comes in and does his business at the urinal with me in the stall right next to him DYING and trying not to let him see my pretty pink toenails at the same time. I was so dying. Thinking, what if I asked him if he would hand me a paper towel. Instead I waited until he left before I hurried and washed my hands and scurried away.

Who knew there could be that much excitement in Heber. Too funny.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Memory Lane Tuesday

I stole this from Jen, so fun, so you all better do it!!

Here are the directions:

1. As a comment on my blog, leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember!

2. Next, re-post these instructions on your blog and see how many people leave a memory about you. It's actually pretty funny to see the responses.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Paris Top 10

The past few months have flown by… been on the road a lot. Got my mom moved into her new house, went to Paris, had my birthday and all subsequent parties, went to Hawaii, went to Vegas, and tried to catch up on everything in between.

So, in typically fashion, I am going to post about a trip I took over a month ago…. But I think it may be worthy of a post, so here it is: my Paris Top Ten.

This past April (about 2 weeks before we left), my good friend, Janice, invited me to tag along on her business trip to France. I don’t know about you, but I am not one to pass up a chance to hang out in Paris. It was spectacular. One of the best parts about the whole situation was the fact that both of us had been to Paris before, so neither of us felt like we needed to spend any time at the typical tourist sites…. The Louvre, the Eiffel Tower, the Arc de Triomphe, etc. AND neither of us is really a museum fan. Don’t get me wrong, I love history, just not the museums so much. But as with most things, there are definitely exceptions. It was fun to just enjoy the city by just being there and taking in all the sights without having to stop and get too many photos. I had a great time and it was fun to step off of U.S. soil for a few days. That being said…..

la Tour Eiffel
Notre Dame
10. (Dix) Walking past the Louvre in the pouring rain.
The quintessential Parisian moment. Wish I had a picture of that.
9. (Neuf) Seeing what you get when you think you know what you’re ordering.
In this case, it worked out. But I was not always that lucky. I took about 6 years of French back in the day. You’d think I’d be able to understand and/or speak it better than I do, but alas, I knew just enough to slide by. That 6 years of French also did little to help me out with menus, so it was a trip trying to figure out what would be safe to eat. And by safe I mean something that is fully cooked and does not resemble anything slimy or tube-esque. The French eat the most disgusting things… beef tartar, livers and intestines from any given animal, and of course, there are the snails. Ew. (These are not snails in this picture... It's actually pasta.)


8. (Huit) Beautiful Countryside

How spectacular is this scenery.





7. (Sept) Getting to wear my new white trench.

I had to layer up a bit to be warm, even in this new Banana Republic spring collection trench, but it was definitely worth the lack of thinsulate.






6. (Six) Petit Hameau

One of my favorite things about Marie Antoinette. During her reign as the queen of France, she decided that she wanted to play ‘milk maid’ with her little Queen’s assistants, so she had a little village built. Of course she did. No wonder there was a revolution. This was one of the things I really wanted to see on this trip to France. I had been to Versailles years ago, but missed going to Petit Hameau, (Amber, I can’t believe we missed that part) so it was so fun to see it.





5. (Cinq) Train Stations

We spent some serious time in lines for train tickets, but once train ticket is in hand, I love how easy it is to get around over there. On our 2nd day there, we took a train out to the Loire Valley. Amazing. I had just finished the book The Five Quarters of the Orange (by Joanne Harris) and that takes place in the Loire Valley. This is one of my favorite regions in France where the Chateaux are in abundance.

4. (Quatre) Fabulous Architecture

Everywhere you look. Picturesque. I just love how much detail there is on almost everything there and how beautiful it is.




3. (Trois) Having a great travel companion

Janice is so fun. She’s up for anything and she’s not a total cheap skate (but totally budget driven at the same time). Great travel companions make all the difference.

2. (Deux) Swanky Hotels

Since I design for a living, of course I love swanky hotels. LOVED this one. I so wish my hotel clients would let me use a feather chandelier in their lobbies.



1. (Un) Nutella Crepes

I heart Nutella crepes. They are my favorite thing in France. It’s true. I think I had a Nutella crepe everyday. Sometimes twice. And the French aren't messin around with these things.. they are pretty significant in size and sooooo good. Long live the Nutella crepe.


And there you have it. A recapitulation of my adventures in Paris. Good times 2008.

Friday, May 23, 2008

who knew

I guess it's kinda like a horoscope... always something that fits, but there are parts that don't. I cry too much to be a Type A personality. lol.

What Jayna Means

You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you.
You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries.
You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

you know you want one.....

... a Purse Pal, that is....

This sucker holds your handbag so you don't have to put it on the disgusting floor... Anyone who knows me well, knows that I refuse to put my handbag on the floor. Anywhere. Gross. I have never put it on the floor in a movie theater or a restaurant (I put the strap over my knee or over the back of the chair or in my lap at the movies) but I SO need a purse hook for when I go out to keep my handbag safe from being on the floor!

Just visit my friend crazymamaof6 and sign up. I know it's kinda late notice, but the contest ends tonight at midnight, so get on it.

Every girl needs on of these... because friends don't let friends put their handbags on the floor.

Friday, April 18, 2008

a work in progress...

For Brooke...

So, here are a few pictures of my condo... Or the condo I lived in before. I actually moved about 2 years ago and don't have pictures of the place I live in now... This is all the same furniture, however, and all the same color schemes. I hesitate to do this... maybe because I design interiors for a living and so there may be some expectation of what my house should be... but Brooke asked twice for me to post these... so here we go.

That being said, please keep in mind that though I like all of this, my home is very budget driven and not exactly my interior design utopia, if you know what I mean. Also, please keep in mind that I in no way find these rooms 'finished'. If I were doing this for a client of mine, there would be some finishing touches to throw in there (not many, as I like a cleaner stream-lined look). Not to mention moving some of the things around... Right now I am not interested in spending a lot of money on fixing up my house because 1. everything I would like to do costs serious $$ and 2. I like the idea that I can be totally transient if I want to be without having an entire house full of furniture to worry about.

My bedroom. In this picture, only one of the walls is painted green, in my new place, all 4 walls are painted green. The palm in the corner has seen better days, but as I said, at this point I'm just working with what I've got and I got that free... lol.




This is my dining area... I did not pick the light fixture hanging over the dining table. Sick. The glass table was $100 bucks and one day when I have the room for a real table, it will be a wood of some kind.


A picture of my living/family room. Again, please keep in mind that it is unfinished (for example... too many things on the end table in this picture).



And there you have it. I did not get a picture of it, but at the end of the hallway in this place, I painted it hot pink and put a black and white sign on it (an old Gap thong ad) that says "It's what you don't see".

I have a guest room that I am going to paint hot pink and I will post that when I am finished... Although, I'm thinking that project may not happen for a couple of months yet. Because right now, I just couldn't be bothered.

Anyway... hope you enjoy!

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Month of March

Have you ever felt like you were so busy you were about to lose it? It has been so crazy for me the past couple of weeks. And it doesn’t help that I work full time… It really does get in the way of my life… ha ha. I suppose SOMEONE has to pay the bills.

For the past couple of weeks I have helped my mom paint her fabulous new house. And I just have one question. Ok, maybe two questions. Why is it that paint companies continue to produce paint colors that are mint green and prosthetic arm taupe? The other question: Why do people feel the need to BUY these paint colors and think that it’s ok? It’s not ok. My cute mom’s fabulous new house looks like someone threw up mint ice cream. Everywhere. Sigh. So we taped and painted her bedroom, her office, one of the downstairs bedrooms, the downstairs family room, and her exercise room. No casual undertaking, I can assure you. But it looks so much better and she was able to at least move in her stuff even though we only got 1/3 of the house finished. A work in progress, as it were. She is lucky enough not to have prosthetic arm taupe anywhere in her house… that is MY luxury. I just couldn’t be bothered changing it, though I thoroughly despise the color. And since I can’t afford my own services, it will have to wait. ;) I will say that taupe is one of the hardest paints to buy and get right… because if you have even the slightest hint of pink in that paint, things start to go nowhere good VERY fast.

Speaking of things going nowhere good really fast, 2 weeks ago, I went to the ladies room where I work. We are in an office building that has a shared restroom, which takes about 90 steps to get to. Depending entirely on which shoes one is wearing. (I know this because we have all counted at one point or another). Anyway, as I am walking along in my new camel colored Jessica Simpson 1.5” stacked wedge pumps, I slip on the ultra polished concrete floor. (Pretty safe to say that these people must have an extremely efficient cleaning crew.) Having personally specified colored concrete floors for various projects, I am familiar with the product, and just an FYI, they do not need to be waxed and polished. At least not to this degree. Whatever happened to the coefficient of friction and ADA compliance? At any rate, I slipped. The good news is, I did not fracture anything, but instead, I ended up pulling a ligament in my foot.

And I’ve been gimpy ever since.

Not so fun, to be honest. And not particularly fabulous timing either, considering I board a plane to France next week. So I’m hoping that my foot will decide that it wants to be better so that I can walk again. Interesting how much I take advantage of being able to walk now that I can’t so much…

But it could have been worse. So here's to hoping that by next week, this foot of mine will feel like a million bucks.

And on that note, I'm going to head out and wrap my friend, Andrea’s, baby shower gifts.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Weekend Get-Away

... So a few weeks ago (ok, ok, the weekend of March 1) a couple of friends and I went south for some warmth.

St. George.

The boys wanted to do a little mountain biking and I just wanted to hang out in some sandals without getting frostbite. It was a beautiful 72 degrees and the perfect escape from the snow storm in the north.

I also got to see a very good friend of mine (Amber) from my study abroad days in London. So fun to catch up and see her. It's been years.

The Boys.


This picture is of us in my grandma's place in St. George... Thank you Grandma for letting us hang out at the condo.

It was so nice to get away, even if it was for a day and a half.

Where do you like to escape to for a weekend get-away?

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Star Valley.... Wyoming

A few weeks ago a large group of friends and I went for a weekend in Star Valley, Wyoming. Good food, good friends, and good fun. Not to mention the spectacular accomodations. So here is a look into my President's Day weekend.

Friday February 15, 2008

  • 8:30 a.m. - Drive to Kwal House paints to pick up a stain sample for a client..
  • 8:47 a.m. - Get a call from our director of operations that the power at our office was out due to a power line down on the next street. Power won't be on until 10:00 a.m.
  • 9:00 a.m. ish - Show up at my office anyway to file the papers overtaking my desk and to get organized by the light of the window.
  • 10:15 a.m. - Power still out.
  • 11:30 a.m. - Nature calls.... take a candle and some extra matches to the ladies room. Have to use the facilities with the stall door open because the candle just wasn't bright enough to go through the door and it was, what we would call, pitch black in that restroom.
  • 12:00 p.m. - Power STILL out.
  • 12:30 p.m. - Decide that one can only do so much in these working conditions and head out for the rest of the day off. Nice.
  • 2:00 p.m. - Pack and get ready for the weekend in the snow. Oh wait, I was already in the snow. Ok, pack and get ready for the weekend AWAY in the snow.
  • 2:45 p.m. - Decide NOT to take my swim suit.
  • 8:45 p.m. - Jump in the truck with Dave and Janice. Wait for Ann.
  • 11:00 p.m. - Stop at Maverick for chocolate covered gummy bears.
  • 1:00 a.m. - Arrive in Star Valley.
  • 1:15 a.m. - Meet everyone who came and eat 1/2 a chocolate cake doughnut.
  • 2:00 a.m. - Take a tour of the house and wonder when my ship will come in so I can get myself one of those.
  • 2:30 a.m - Good night.

Saturday February 16, 2008

After waking up and chatting with the other girls in the room, I went downstairs just in time to grab some breakfast. (not entirely sure what it was, but it had egg, tomato, and sausage... so good) And since it's one of my greatest weaknesses... I ate another chocolate cake donut. My friends, Matt, Dave, Janice, and Kris were going out on the snow mobiles, so I threw on my gear and headed out for a ride. So fun. I think Matt and I got to 90 mph a few times.

The week before we went to Star Valley, I got a nasty flu and had been out of work for almost a week. Not cool. If I'm going to take a week off work, I'd rather be using my passport. So since I was still on the mend, I didn't stay out too long. Such a great weekend for hanging out by the fire, playing rock band, playing pool, watching movies, and having some great laughs.



Matt taking a stroll through the snow.

Dave and Janice. Having a moment. lol.

The group. Most of us anyway.


Challenge Accepted...

73 words

Speed test

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Memory Lane Sunday of the Month

I don’t know about you, but I have never been especially star struck. With the exception of U2’s lead singer, Bono, there really is no one (at least in the glittery Hollywood world) who I would particularly care to meet. I am totally disenchanted with people who are preoccupied with their own self-importance… You all know the kind I’m talking about…. Perhaps you went to highschool with a few…

Anyway, that being said, there is one person who I have always wanted to meet... that would be President Gordon B. Hinckley. Have such a great respect for that man and considering his recent passing, I thought it would be a fun memory to write down; as it has everything to do with him. (Not that he was aware of any part of it.)

Now there have been a few instances when I have been in the presence of the Prophet, so trying to meet him never seemed totally far-fetched to me. My very good friend, Erin, and I actually may have had the opportunity years ago in June of 1997. We didn't really try to meet him then... there are always so many people around and there's a general understood respect for the Prophet...

So the story starts a few years ago, after I had graduated from the BYU, and I moved home to Arizona for a year. During that year I went back to Utah a couple of times... this particular time I came to see my very good friend Erin. And it was October 2002.

Before my flight back to Arizona on Monday, and since we had a couple of hours to kill, Erin and I thought that, hey, if we asked to meet the prophet, there's a chance we would be able to, right? I mean, members of the church back in Joseph Smith's day could meet the prophet... And not to mention, a very good friend of mine (after being informed by a maid in the Hotel Utah as to which room was his) got to meet President David O. McKay. Now that was years ago, but it seemed perfectly logical to us that it was at least possible...

So we went to downtown Salt Lake. Well, first of all, if one wanted to meet the Prophet, one would more than likely need to know where he was. We didn't have a clue. After inquiring in the Church Office Building (the most logical place to ask) the people at the front desk told us that the offices of the First Presidency are in the Administration building. (The building next to the Joseph Smith Memorial). Sweet. So we walked over there and went inside. (Here's where it gets good)

We walk into the Administration building on South Temple and there was a guy sitting at a desk. I'm thinkin, here's our chance. So I say, "Um, we were wondering if we could meet the Prophet." (I know, I know, it doesn't get more suave than that, does it?)

This very nice man looks at me and says, "Do you have an appointment?"

How 'bout that. An appointment. Hm. No. I look at him and say, "No, how do you get one of those?"

He says (now with a little bit of a smile), "From your Stake President."

Oh. Darn. Fresh out of a Stake President referral. I'm sitting there thinking, who gets an appointment with the propeht from their stake president. Crazy people? (Now, why would crazy people get an appointment with the first presidency? But that didn't stop me from asking my next question...)

So I say, "And how do you get an appointment from your stake president? Do you have to be crazy?"

He looks at me with a full smile now and says, "Does that include you?"

We all started laughing. It was hilarious. Sooo funny. We had a good chuckle for a minute and then Erin and I left. I love people with a good sense of humor...

So there you have it. If you want to meet the prophet, too bad. And no, I'm pretty sure that they do not let crazy people have appointments with the first presidency.

That memory always makes me laugh.

So, have you ever met the Prophet?

Monday, February 04, 2008

A Man For All Seasons

taken from remarks by President Thomas S. Monson at the funeral of President Gordon B. Hinckley. February 2, 2008


Photo of President Gordon B. Hinckley taken by Boyd Ivey
President Hinckley.
This man has had signifcant impact on my life.
Who he was, what he believed in, what he stood for.
I will miss him.


Saturday, January 19, 2008

One Of My Favorites

“To every person there comes that moment
when he is figuratively tapped on the shoulder
to do a very special thing unique to him.
What a tragedy if that moment
finds him unprepared for the work
that would be his finest hour.”
Winston Churchill

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Memory Lane Sunday of the Month...

…because to be honest, there is just no time on Mondays.

So my track record isn’t very good for keeping this thing updated seeing as how this will make the 5th post in 2 years. No excuses. Ok, well, maybe there IS one. I work full time. I know what you’re thinking and though I would LOVE to share the many exciting adventures and scandals of my 40 hour interior design work week, it just wouldn’t be appropriate. Client confidentiality something or other. The other reason is, those 40 hours all have to be billed out which means if I don’t bill out the hours, I don’t get paid. Pretty sure my client’s don’t want to spend 75 bucks an hour for me to update my blog. I’m sure you can understand….

I can and will, however, write of things past. I happened to be hanging out with my very good friend, Andrea, the other night and since her husband is in school, we got on the subject of finals week and I remember thinking after reminiscing on this particular story, that I needed to write it down before all was lost and forgotten. So in an effort to recount this particular memory….

Finals week. April 2000. The BYU.

I have, like many people, a propensity for procrastination. This semester was worse than any other. I won’t get into all the reasons for this, just know that this was a particularly hard semester for me on many levels.

For a little background on my major….. That sucker was about 75 credits in just the major alone. Now, if one was a history major, one would take tests. And it’s basically objective. You either know the subject, or you don’t. With interior design, it is SUBJECTIVE and your dang project is either finished or it isn’t. It’s not like studying for a test with some flash cards and all that… In the Interior Design major, you DRAW. Perspectives, floor plans, elevations and at BYU, you draw them all by hand because you only get one class in AutoCAD. It's harder to guess your way into an A if you didn't have the time to render the floor plan or put the lighting plan together....

By the time I got to BYU, most of my general education credits were finished, so more than likely (keep in mind that my past class schedules are not something I detain in the forefront of my memory) I was in ALL design classes. And for any one in the arts/communications majors, you understand that the work load CAN by far exceed any test taking class I’ve ever been in.

This particular class was Intro to Drafting. I loved my teacher. Anna. She is one of the most inspiring people I have ever known. And her sheer nature made you want to be better, to succeed, to extend beyond. Have you ever had a teacher who made you want to reach the sky? She was not, however, what we would call an easy teacher. Anna expected a lot and, difficult semester for me or not, I wanted to produce the work she expected we were all capable of.

So, the final project was something like this. We were to measure the Brimhall Building (this became lovingly known as the BrimHELL with every passing semester) where most all of our classes were held. After measuring the exterior (with all of its ins and outs) and the interior with approximately 9 class rooms, 4 offices, 2 staircases, a restroom and an atrium on each level (3 levels), we were to draw that building (BY HAND remember and with all the appropriate line weights of a floor plan) on 24” x 36” sheets of vellum. So the assignment continued…

Draw the site plan (exterior walls and side walks with a couple of trees and bushes here and there)
Draw an existing plan (with all the existing walls and plumbing fixtures)
Draw a demolition plan (showing which walls are staying and which walls a coming down)
Draw a new floor plan for a hotel (of our choice)
Draw a lighting plan
Draw elevations of key points within the hotel
Draw a finish schedule

All drawings complete with labels and title block.

Ok then. Our final was at 7:30 in the bless-ed A.M. And if we were a minute late, we were docked a full letter grade. Yikes.

So I start working on it, but as these things always do, it takes WAY more time than I had anticipated. It didn’t help that my roommates were a kick in the pants and there was always something going on over at our hacienda. But it came down to the 5 days before the assignment was due and I am suddenly realizing that I better step it up, or I aint gonna finish. I decide it’s time for the all nighter. And anyone who knows me well, knows I’m a grandma and my bed time (even in my wild and crazy college days) was 10 – 10:30. Go ahead, laugh it up.

I get my self all situated on one of the drafting boards up at the Brimhall, turn on the tunes, and get to work. I draw. And draw. And draw. During the day I would have classes, but just as soon as they finished, I would head back to my drafting table and draw some more into the night. This goes on for 2 days and 2 nights. At this point, there is no time to go home and shower, let alone sleep and on the third night, Andrea, Jodi, and Danielle (roommates) brought me my favorite coldstone treat. Sweet cream, brownie, and peanutbutter goodness all in a nice little cup. Those girls are the freakin best. I couldn’t have survived those days without them… Little did I know how much I needed them. I would try and catch 2 hours here and there sleeping on benches in the freezing cold Brimhall, and though I may have caught some z’s, my body just never did shut down for sleep. Had to keep drawing.

The night before the final, I finished my drawings at 4:30 A.M. As finished as I could be at THAT hour because, Anna wanted them BLUE PRINTED. That meant that I could go home, sleep for an hour, get up, shower, get my junk together and head into Orem to get the drawings blue printed. I would have just enough time to make it there and back to campus before 7:30.

I was so proud of myself for having such a great plan.

I get home at 5:00. Set my alarm clock for an hour later and, since the alarm clock is sitting right next to my head, I push it as far away from me as it will go while still being plugged in and I think, “Great, that will work. That way I’ll have to get up to turn it off.” And then, I sleep. Really for the first time in 5 days.

Can you see where this is going?

I don't even remember turning off the alarm. The next thing I DO remember is my roommate, Andrea (who was in her final semester and had zero finals), saying “Jayna, don’t you have a final today at 7:30?” I bolt up in my bed and suddenly overwhelming alarm shoots through me. I try to get my bearings and then look at the clock which reads in red numbers: 7:15. Oh no. Plan foiled. Who’s idiot idea was it to sleep at all anyway?!? At this particular juncture, I have no time to get my plans blue printed. Who am I kidding, at this point, I don’t even have time to shower. Andrea says she will help me, so I pull out my long stretchy black Banana Republic skirt (these are the details I remember) and my taupe button down Express shirt. I try and make my greasy, sick hair look as presentable as I possibly could, throw on a little makeup and I grab my drawings. Since BYU at that point decided to enlist ‘checkpoint charlie’, she couldn’t drop me off right at the Brimhall, so she took me as close as she could, and then off she went to blue print my drawings for me. (Heavenly Choirs now... Thank you Andrea.) I ran to the Brimhall (with my drafting tube strung across me and the copies I had made at Kinkos the day before of what I had actually finished in case I never finished…. This was my back up) and walked into the room on the stroke of 7:30. At least I wasn’t late. As I walk into the room, as usual, everyone looks to see who has come in. And they sort of laughed at me (not unusal)… But it was only my good friend Mark who turned red, lowered his face, and said, “Um, Jayna, your button is undone.” Yeah, I look down and right there, not up by my collar, or down by my stomach, but right across my chest, is a button separated from it’s button hole. Well now, how long was that going on. I had just run across campus giving a little “good luck and happy finals” show to all the earnest students. Nice.

About halfway through the final, Andrea comes to the door with my blue prints. After presenting them to the class (and since they all knew how long I had been up and many of them had been my company over the last few days) most everyone, following my friend Melanie lead, stood up and gave me a standing ovation. Hilarious. And so fun. The best part of being in a small major (one had to apply once to get in the major, once after the first year to stay in the major, and once after the 2nd year to keep yourself in the major… this was no casual undertaking) is being able to be such good friends with the people you spend so much of your time with. With few exceptions, we started the major together and ended the major together and so many of my good friends came from this.

So, I’d like to thank Anna for making me want to be better than I am. I’d like to thank the interior design class of 2001 and 2002 for all the support, the good times, and all the laughs. I’d like to thank my roommates for being such great friends for 9 years now. AND most especially Andrea for not only EVERYTHING she has done for me but for also being my great friend. To you I dedicate my Brimhall Hotel.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

100 Things About Me

1. I am an interior designer
2. I love karaoke
3. I have a motorcycle license
4. I don't really like watching tv
5. I love to laugh
6. I love skim milk
7. I am a big fan of sarcasm
8. I love chocolate covered strawberries from Cummings
9. I love warm weather
10. There is a part of me that has always wanted to be a rock star
11. My best friend is my mom
12. I hate to be cold. Heaven knows why I reside within my current zipcode
13. I don't play well with others when it comes to sharing desserts
14. I love to travel
15. My bedroom is painted Split Pea Green (Benjamin Moore) all four walls.
16. I have walked 150 miles in 2.5 weeks. In a dress.
17. I love to kick around on the guitar
18. I have lived in Nauvoo, Illinois
19. I love to read
20. I love photography
21. I have kissed the Blarney Stone... along with the other thousands of people. Could've thought a little longer about that before just going for it
22. I am a germophobe
23. I am learning to play the Orange Blossom Special on the violin
24. I have lived in London, England
25. I have over 75 pairs of shoes
26. Hanging out with my grandparents is a riot
27. If I ever have my finger nails polished, it's gotta be french
28. I always have polish on my toes. Favorite is french, next favorite is hot pink
29. I am currently learning how to ride a horse - english style
30. I am not a morning person. Or a night person. I'd have to say I'm more of an afternoon person.
31. I hate to cook.
32. In my line of work I would WAY rather design a commercial interior than a residential one.
33. I love to think of things that I will put in a house someday - for myself
34. I love contemporary design
35. I have long hair. Always have, always will.
36. I love the beach
37. I love the smell of rain
38. I love to sing. At the top of my lungs most especially in my car
39. I love my new gold fluidline eyeliner from MAC
40. I love the british accent
41. I would love to be a great dancer... though sadly, I am SO not
42. I love that I have the greatest friends
43. I love a full moon (the kind in the sky)
44. My jeans have a 35" inseam
45. I love design magazines
46. I love to shop
47. Saving money is hard for me. But I still do it.
48. My guestroom is about to be painted hot pink
49. I am actually pretty good with direction... a human GPS as it were
50. I LOVE the gospel
51. I am fascinated with the Church's welfare and DI organizations
52. In college I was involved in a humanitarian aid program called HART (humanitarian aid relief team) which targeted a situation mostley in Ghana dealing with the Buruli ulcer (a flesh eating ulcer... you get the idea)
53. I graduated from BYU in interior Design
54. Some of my favorite people came from that major - you know who you are
55. I only sleep about 4 hours straight through the night
56. I make lists. For shopping, for gift giving, for getting my work done.
57. Not such a fan of cleaning my house, but love it when it's clean.
58. I love to make things with my hands. Oh, that I had the time.
59. I love horses.
60. I hate dogs. I would be fine with dogs if they would just sit 3 feet away.
61. I love to swim.
62. I love to have things organized.
63. I hardly ever make my bed
64. I've never had a cavity
65. I love fashion
66. I love hanging out with my family
67. I don't like to speak in front of a lot of people
68. Zara is my favorite store
69. I love my down comforter
70. I love the fall in Utah
71. I've been to asia
72. I love most colors...
73. I hate the color peach
74. I have stayed up 5 nights in a row 2 times in my life. (darn that finals week)
75. I love my mom's potato salad.
76. I love my mom's enchiladas
77. I love playing games with my good friend Ann and her cousins. She has the most normal fun cousins I've ever met and her grandparents are a kick in the pants
78. I love to eat out
79. Laser hair removal was the best invention. EVER
80. My favorite new fragrance is Juicy Couture
81. I like gerbera daisies
82. I love the smell of plumeria
83. I took golf lessons this summer
84. Don't love golf
85. I took tennis lessons this summer
86. Love tennis
87. Took harmonica lessons and couldn't stop from laughing throught them, so I stopped going.
88. I own a Tiffany's silver harmonica. Because what girl would get a harmonica from Tiffany's?
89. My next big adventure will hopefully be this summer in Africa.
90. I hate to iron. So I bought a steamer.
91. Love peace and quiet
92. Love going to a rodeo or demoliton derby with a bunch of friends
93. Love when my hair is barrel curled, but man it takes awhile
94. Wish people would ask me first before they use the color taupe. Not because taupe is a bad color, but because if it's done wrong, it can look prosthetic arm pink.
95. Love visiting my good friends in Huntington Beach, eating at Ruby's, walking for miles on the beach, and hitting up disneyland from 5 pm to midnight.
96. Easter is my favorite holiday
97. Wish I could speak french fluently
98. I planted tulips for the first time in my yard this year
99. Love white Christmas lights
100. Am a big fan of magnetic poetry.

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Passage to India

"We are stuck in traffic just outside Delhi. There are no real lanes, just opposing currents of vehicles, chaotic and random, as though they'd been scooped up in a Yahtzee cup and tossed haphazardly onto the asphalt. Every few feet, a cluster of cows has seemingly been Photoshopped into the mix: sauntering mid-lane or lying down in improbably calm, sleepy-eyed pajama parties in the median strips." Mary Roach, "Spook" pg. 25
I can't say it any better than that. As it would turn out, one of my travelling buddies came across that paragraph just as we were sitting in traffic. Guess where. Oh yeah, just outside Delhi....
I've had more than a few people ask, "Why India?" I don't know. Why not India? There's no place like it, that's for sure. Let's be honest.... who wouldn't love a little 115 degree heat while running around the red sandstone remains of some intricately designed mausoleum? Where else can you get women carrying HUGE bundles of sticks on their heads, elephant rides, clandestine escapes into the wilderness in your tour bus in the middle of the night because of possible civil unrest on the highway from Agra to Jaipur, absolutely NO phonecards, extreme culinary vigilence (don't eat dairy unless it's pasteurized, don't eat lettuce because it may or may not have been washed in the water that is contaminated, no fruit unless it can be peeled, no drinks unless you saw them come from a bottle or can), taxi rides in a buggy that is hooked onto the back of some guy's bike, a land where traffic lanes mean absolutely nothing, people who stare at you just as much as you stare at them, hagglers worse than Jamaica, hand carved marble, women dressed in colorful beautiful sari's, a MacDonalds that doesn't have any beef on the menu... ANYWHERE, a Pizza Hut that sells garlic bread that everyone in India puts ketchup on, AND the Taj Mahal?
My good friend, Rebecca, had stayed at the hotel during one of our late afternoon outings to one of the many monuments, because she wasn't feeling so great. (something about having a nut allergy... and WHAT were the chances of that muffin having that nano-nut?) When we got back to the hotel, we told her that all we would need to do to catch her up on the experience was to show her a picture of some red sandstone architecture and put a hair dryer in her face. But really, all in all, it was a great experience and well worth the 18 hours in the air to get there.... Definitely NOT in Kansas anymore....

Oh, and Smange, this is all for you.


Me at the Taj Mahal. (or the 'Dahge)


Doorway... in the Amber Palace


I took this picture while I was riding on the elephant that was kicking this elephant's trash going up the hill to the Amber Palace.


Hand carved and inlaid marble work at the Taj.


Red Sandstone Palace. Really, these things were amazing.

Monkeys. Everywhere. Cute little guys... from a distance.

Ladies at the Amber Palace

Remember that time cows were sacred. Yes, they are and they get to hang out whereEVER they please.


The traffice just INSIDE Dehli.






for the love

Ok, ok. For crying out loud. I'll WRITE on this thing.....